Tag: humor
group name: gigglep
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May 16, 2007 07:06 AM EDT --
MY FELLA
I danced with my favorite fellow
Wearing a dress of light yellow
A friend played softly his cello
The night ended very mellow
Except for my Pa who had to yell . . . more
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March 17, 2007 04:44 PM EDT --
Here’s to Patrick, a most revered saint,
Drove out snakes so the Celts wouldn’t faint.
Showed symbolic affinity ‘twixt Shamrock and Trinity.
His preaching skill showed no restraint. . . . more
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December 31, 2007 09:41 PM EST --
Aliens grace the hills just to the right of the highway;
But I'm driving fast, and have passed the sign that leads off to the byway.
I recognize not the . . . more
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May 13, 2007 04:34 PM EDT --
Do motivational posters actually motivate anyone? Seriously, what do they have? A picture that is intentionally too pretty, a random key word that managers think their employees should have or think about, . . . more
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March 21, 2007 09:06 PM EDT --
Curtains partly drawn, filtered light
through the blinds, still cast its presence
inside.
Furrowed lines define brows on both
parties as they gesture belief
in views.
Beliefs . . . more
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October 10, 2007 08:14 PM EDT --
COMPUTER GENIUS
I put you on a pedestal
Putting aside my fears
There were times you made me sputter
Disputatiously through the years
You thought you were a computer . . . more
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January 15, 2008 03:55 PM EST --
Such a lovely scarf it is,
rich in pattern and color;
So many uses come to mind,
and I smile with devilish . . . more
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July 04, 2007 04:52 PM EDT --
She wants only me
She followed me to the bed
I couldn't say no
We spent the night together
Ginger's such a cute puppy
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December 04, 2007 01:22 PM EST --
Santa is just an old far m boy
No more lukew arm milk for him
Now don't get al arm ed over this
But playing Santa is just a whim
. . . more
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July 17, 2007 10:23 AM EDT --
I'm feeling rather yucky;
My sinuses are dripping.
and if I felt like getting up,
a hot toddy I would be sipping.
My head feels like a bowling ball,
my throat feels like raw meat,
and . . . more
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July 23, 2007 08:06 AM EDT --
ABRACADABRA
Well, I think it time I create some magic
Soon I'll be raising the wand again
The Wheel of Fortune may have Pat Sajak
But in Vegas, we have the Amazing Jonathan
You never know what's . . . more
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April 15, 2008 02:27 PM EDT --
Tax What?
Now, I don't mean to be lax
But this thing we call tax
Is enough to give us
Many heart attacks
Why can't I claim my pet
I feed him . . . more
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January 09, 2008 08:53 PM EST --
I felt my face began to p ale
As I looked down at that sc ale
That number it did imp ale
Forced me to deeply inh ale
I took me to the latest . . . more
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March 31, 2007 10:12 PM EDT --
It's finally sprung!
I was walking intently, but intentionally slow,
enjoying the view, enjoying the snow.
Winter was departing; on it's way out.
Yet it doesn't seem so . . . more
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December 21, 2007 08:09 PM EST --
Oh Santa,
I don't have to think twice;
I'm a little bit naughty
and a little bit nice.
Sometimes I'm a good girl
Sometimes I'm bad
But don't . . . more
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April 12, 2008 10:49 PM EDT --
Although sleep keeps calling me back
The feel of whiskers on my face beckons
I try softly brushing them away
They disappear but are back again in seconds
I turn over and . . . more
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November 14, 2007 08:48 PM EST --
F AIR GAME
My friends all say, don't desp air
But my heart needs some rep air
I want more then an aff air
Some sweet prince with golden . . . more
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June 05, 2007 12:02 PM EDT --
I wrote this poem some time ago, but was reminded of it when I heard some folks talking about those pretty purple flowers in the country ditches.
Pretty Posies
While riding in a car one day
With . . . more
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May 22, 2007 10:15 PM EDT --
I saw, not too long ago, on MySpace that a movie called Zombie's Gone Wild was being released. Now I know most of you are thinking why should I care about an insignificant movie that was not released . . . more
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December 24, 2007 02:49 AM EST --
I told Santa I was quite wiped out from reading how naughty some of my Gather friends were last year. Santa said, 'Wilma was the worst I've seen in one thousand years. Did you know she wanted . . . more
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